This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like
(via dailyhangover)
someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?
me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*
me: no thank you
(Source: unclefather, via humorstaff)
me: I am relatively young, i think
my joints any time i move:
(via humorrelated)
i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.
So that’s what a unicorn sounds like
(Source: twitter.com, via confirmance)
“you should try going to sleep earlier! then you wouldn’t be so tired!”
(via stability)
my cashier: anything else for you sir?
me: uh, i. um
sara bareilles in my head: i wanna see you be brave
me: can i have some ketchup pls .
(via tittytittygangbang)
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anyone ever:
It's getting hot in here.
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my brain:
......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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me:
wtf why??? still? what year is it??????
Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down